Tuesday, June 21, 2011

James's Last Will and Testament

1. Bury me with my boat.
2. Give all my money to my baby sister.
3. Give all my clothing to the TSA archives.
4. Call me if Esther misses me.

3 comments:

  1. d'awwww....Esther....

    And you're such a hypocrite that did not thank me for sustinance. You personally told me NOT to advertise my blog on buzz, but you did? No. Wrong. Bad.

    Aaaaaand another thing, shuddupp about the whole no more school thing. Or else I'll go into detail about my uncle's culinary skill, and how he owns a restaurant. IN CHINA. WITH ACTUAL CHINESE FOOD.

    And one more. Tell your fellow nerds to pick up thier phones. One Ithacan wants to ask Andrew about his child. And express their love to their broul. And then rant about the TSA trip to a ginge. And greet their mother.

    DONE.
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    Win. For me, and me alone.

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  2. Tell Jessie to CALL ME. She hasn't yet. :(
    I'll probably call you guys at 5:00 (your time) if you don't call me before then.

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