Studying is NOT what we do at lunch, no matter what it looks like. HA.

Have you ever done that thing where everyone takes out a piece of paper and writes a beginning sentence? And then you all pass it in the same direction, and the person next to you continues the story and then folds over your part for the next person. Then they keep passing it around until they feel like finishing it. Yeah, you might have seen us all at the lunch table strangly quiet, with pieces of paper around us, writing? That's what we were doing. And it was awesome. I have had a request to post them here, so here you go! Enjoy!

I'm only posting the ones we did at lunch, not the ones some people did in Tech Buchner. There's a LOT of them, so I only posted the ones I was there for. Sorry :(


Key:
Jessie
Ally
Me
Lindsey C.
Ava
Alex

The burly man awoke and declared "The bears are flying on the hippos!" It was a catastrophe! There was hair everywhere. Even the dogs thought it was odd, they had never seen something like this in their life. They were so surprised that they gaggled a hairball. Then they died. But they came back as zombies and had a zombie dance party. The peaches pooped as the zombies danced. They danced to thriller with bananas. The bananas got creeped out. Micheal Jackson? Ew! What are you talking about!?! I love Micheal Jackson! YOU'RE BAD! <-- Get it? It's one of his songs. :)

THE END OF STORY ONE

Story Two:

One day, a man was stupid. He walked into a burning toilet. He sat in it and took a dump. The toilet exploded! And everyone screamed. And then they cried. And the poop mouned the poor rabits.
And the rabits cackled in heaven and dreamed of a proper revenge. He dreamed and dreamt but couldn't think of anything! So he stopped trying. The end.

THE END OF STORY TWO

Story Three:

The dog chased the cat and flying unicorns appeared. The unicorns, unfortunately, were eaten by the cat. But they all survived! They then died of heard attacks. But not really, that's just what they told everyone. The truth was far more dangerous, and everyone knew it. He knew that if he revealed the truth, the whole village would collapse.
So he told a lie- "It was flying unicorns!" And the unicorns each gave me a lick, then flew away. A giant bird came and killed all the unicorns. There were no survivors.

END OF STORY THREE

Story Four: (this is one with a moral! yay! Morals are awesome!)

"Hi! My name is Langston Hughes! What's yours?"
"I'm president JFK, back from the dead :)"
"And let's party!" A hot guy came on an eagle and everyone was happy. Except the old fart. He was grumpy.
"NOOOOOOO!" The old fart said "Why does this always happen to me!? I'm so grumpy! How come I'm always constipated!?"
"Because you can't poop?"
"But I did poop!" And everyone was glad. The end.

END OF STORY FOUR

Story Five:

There once was a snufolafogus, it ate Baby Natasha. She screamed and- wait no, she was dead. The boy next to her collasped into tears. He cried so much he flooded the whole street. And everyone else cryed- flooding the lake. Then the lake turned a very strange color and everyone said, "Ooh, Aah." Then someone bought pizza. But it had yucky anchovies so nobody wanted to socks. And so it ended, with anchovies and socks. What a happy ending, the narrator thought.

END OF STORY FIVE

Story Six:
The cheeseburger stood up on his desk. The chicken and the burger kissed. <3 And made a new sandwich- the Chickger! The Chickger was widely popular and some people pooped for it. I pooped for it too. But Ronald was too constipated. "The poop just won't come out," he explained. Did you try taking pepto bismo? It's pink! But then it turned blue and everyone went home!  



Okay everyone: Which was your favorite? And you better comment because I spent a lot of time on the editing of this! Well, not really, but still.